On the other hand when you have had sex with anyone what so ever – it is bye! Everyone just wishes they would be rich enough to develope as buy-sexuals by then. Even the old spouse of yours (if you ever get one) gets usually so addicted to shopping you start to suspect he or she might have gone buy-curious.
Later on you start to see your old spouse more and more like a sex object. When you ask some sex, he or she will object. You do not have to panic. You become a bigger lover because you can practice a lot on your own. When you finally get to make some love there is three words you do not want to hear. They are “honey, I am home”.
There is also a lesson to be learned. We can all chill out, be a bit more sensitive and have fun together. By all means, when straight people warn you of the dangers of having bisex, there is a second important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with those awful heterosexuals.
“Bisexuals are just so unfair and greedy! Why can’t you just pick a hole and stick with it? Soon I don’t have anything left to have sex with!” “Excuse me, but did you know that having sex twice a week does not mean you are also a bisexual like me?”
This is either funny or offensive. It depends on you.